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November 19 2017

Gei0r
08:43
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November 17 2017

Gei0r
07:20
MIG-29 vertical climb
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Gei0r
07:20
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Gei0r
07:18
Flight Attendant
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Gei0r
07:17
07:16

Growing Up German

sleepaddict:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

  • Always getting a free slice of sausage at the butcher
  • Hearing stories where people violently died as bedtime stories
  • Closing your eyes when the Sandmännchen throws his sand so you don’t have to go to sleep
  • Making your own ice cream with Fruchtzwerge yoghurt
  • Benjamin Blümchen Cake
  • Singing a song about chinese people playing contrabass
  • “Fisher Fisher how deep is the water?”
  • “Don’t throw snowballs, one time a girl got a snowball with a stone in it in her eye and she went blind!”
  • “Charlie Chaplin went to Frankfurt…”
  • A depressed bread called Bernd
  • Knowing like 2 people who can pronound the English “th” properly
  • Humilating unathletic students in front of the whole school a.k.a. Bundesjugendspiele
  • “My grandma rides a motor bike in the hen house.”
  • Toggo Tour was like Coachella for German kids but you could never go cause they never came to your town
  • “cat toilet, cat toilet, yes that makes the cat happy”
  • “Space Taxi to the sky!”
  • “Now in every 7th egg!”
  • “Get [insert stupid ringtone here] in the Jamba Sparabo!”
  • Is it der, die or das Nutella?
  • Having friends in other states is difficult cause they’ve got school holidays when you’re still in school and vice versa
  • “Of course with the Mouse and the Elephant”
@lexa-el-amin
07:16

cystemic:

useless-switzerlandfacts:

altonin:

the real regions of europe

  • crystal clear tapwater
  • everyone eats dinner at 10pm
  • slav squat
  • brexit

How Europe is classified by the United Nations

07:16
Gei0r
07:16
Gei0r
07:15
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Gei0r
07:15
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07:15

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug


/* by The coding love */

Gei0r
07:15
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Gei0r
07:14
Gei0r
07:04
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Gei0r
07:02
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Gei0r
07:01
Gei0r
07:00
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06:57
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Gei0r
06:54
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